“Miss McAdam: One of the things that ruins Christmas in America is the turkey. Oh, it tastes of sawdust.
Madge Kehoe: So that's one cheese sandwich for Miss McAdam and extra turkey for everyone else!”
More from Nick Hornby
“The life I want, there's no shortcut.”
“I'd be perfectly happy with a tin of salmon.”
“Nobody does anything worth doing with a degree.”
“I'm trying to work out what makes good things good.”