“Patty: There. That's better. Now you don't look like you've just come in from milking the cows.
Ellis: Is that what I looked like?
Patty: Just a bit. Nice clean cows. Let's go.”
More from Nick Hornby
“The life I want, there's no shortcut.”
“I'd be perfectly happy with a tin of salmon.”
“Nobody does anything worth doing with a degree.”
“I'm trying to work out what makes good things good.”