Don't ever, ever check Facebook when you're:

A. Depressed.

B. Drinking.

C. Depressed and drinking.

D. Unemployed.

E. Struggling with being blessed with singleness while some of your friends seem to be blessed with a Brad Pitt lookalike and that blazing white picket fence shining with the glory of the American Dream on steroids.

OR -- F. Anytime after 9:12pm.

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