“If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us…”

“Gwenovier: Come on, Frank. What are you doing? Frank T.J. Mackey: What am I doing? I'm…”

“You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the…”

“Kiss me, my girl, before I’m sick.”