“Gladys Kravitz: [talking about Samantha] I bet she has some strange disease, and we could catch it. Abner, you wanna wake up with something strange?
Abner Kravitz: I've been doing that for twenty years. Why change now?”
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“Samantha Stephens: Well, I've learned something very important tonight. Darrin Stephens:…”
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