“Valencia: I actually don't have a lot of girlfriends. The last time I had a solid crew was in high school, but then they all got jealous because I got these amazing boobs, and they were still trolls, and so they spread all these rumors that I, like, slept with the English teacher.
Rebecca: No!
Valencia: I know! Which is a total lie because we only did hand stuff!”
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