“I just remembered, when I was a kid I swallowed, like, eight things of Pop Rocks and then drank a whole can of Coke. You don't think that that counts as a suicide attempt, do you?”
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“Thank Jesus Christ, Santa Clause, and Hare Krishna.”
“You're right. Forever is a long time. Than again, I'm very patient.”
“It just don't make sense how something that wrong can feel so right.”
“Ain't nothin' good can come outta somethin' so pretty.”