“I just thought I'd drop by and congratulate you on your victory by disqualification today and introduce you to the team that will be winning the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open -- my team. Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to Blade, Laser, Blazer, I believe you've met my fitness consigliere, Me'Shell.”
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