“I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called 'Hero's Doodie!'”
More from Rich Moore
“Who in the holy hot cakes are YOU?”
“What? Speak up, I can't hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb!”
“The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale.”
“They invited Pac-Man? That cherry-chasing dot-muncher isn't even part of this game!”