“Maj. Hugh Tarkington: You know Rommel?

Capt. Heinz Schroeder: Yes. He loves the Sahara. We all do. By 'we,' I mean the professional military.

Maj. Hugh Tarkington: I'm not a military man, captain. War holds no romance for me. The side effects are repulsive.

Capt. Heinz Schroeder: Here there are no side effects. No women, no children, no towns to get in the way, just men, my doctor.”