“Powdered Toast Man: Quick, man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!
The Pope: Both of them?”
More from Richard Pursel
“I. M. Weasel: Look what you've done! Because of you, every lawyer is now floating clear…”
“[Big Dog has just eaten the Brady Bunch-type kids] Little Dog: How were they? Big Dog:…”
“Our country reeks of trees. Our Yaks are really large. And they smell like rotting beef…”