“My, what beautiful blossoms we have this year. But look, this one's late. But I'll bet that when it blooms, it will be the most beautiful of all.”
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“I never want to see a naked man again.”
“The only girl who'd love him is his mother.”
“I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy.”
“Great. She brings home a sword. If you ask me, she should've brought home a man.”