“Kimmy Wallace: You kissed him!
Ladies in the bathroom: [Gasp]
Kimmy Wallace: At my parents' house!
Ladies in the bathroom: That's cold.
Kimmy Wallace: On my wedding day!
Ladies in the bathroom: Bitch.
Ladies in the bathroom: Tramp.
Julianne Potter: I...
Kimmy Wallace: Shut up! Now, I love this man, and there is no way I'm gonna give him up to some two-faced, big-haired food critic.”
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“He's got you on a pedestal and me in his arms.”
“If he were feeling what I'm feeling then he would know how it feels.”
“This is my one chance at happiness. I have to be ruthless.”