“I get it. Maybe you’ve had your heart broken in the past and maybe you’re trying to prevent it from being broken in the future. But panicking every time he glances in another girl’s direction, going through his phone and e-mail, and interrogating him after any amount of time spent out of your vicinity is not the way to stop your heart from being broken! In fact, it is one of the fastest ways to ruin your relationship and have your man think you’re completely insane.”