“Oh Aries, flaming ram of the sky, January was somethin’ else, huh? A month packed with surprises and changes, the good, the bad and the ones you’re still not certain about. Did you get bangs? Did you drop ol’ so-and-so and move on to better things? Did you drop ol’ so-and-so and end up going through a month-long funk which led you to get those bangs in the first place? Whatever the case, change can be difficult.”