“Gentlemen of the court, there are times that I'm ashamed to be a member of the human race…”

“I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak…”

“Bobby: I had my first wet dream in a sleepin' bag. Ed: How was it? Bobby: Great. [pause]…”

“She was very badly raped, you see! We were assaulted by a gang of vicious, young, hoodlums…”