Vanatta: What are you gonna do with us?

Face: Well, we were thinking maybe we'd tie you to a tree and leave you for the lions. They like a little snack at night.

Murdock: Yeah, they get the munchies, right after Carson.

Hannibal: Could try the old Indian trick.

Face: Stake 'em out over an anthill?

Hannibal: I've always liked it.

Face: Uh, I don't know. I'm not sure how I'd get the ants to go for these two.

Murdock: Oh, that's easy. Just stick an ice-cream cone right in their pocket.

Vanatta: You guys are crazy.

Hannibal: Oh, he's crazy. We're just bad-tempered. Okay, start walking.

Vanatta: What, you are letting us go?

Hannibal: For now.

Vanatta: We'll never make it back on foot.

Hannibal: Try it on your hands and knees.

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