“Pam Beesly: Here's the story, that guy in there is Jim's childhood friend, Tom. Jim…”

“Your mom's enthusiastic spending is exactly what Jesus had in mind when he invented…”

“Wow he is rough on you. He is elephant-making-love-to-a-cat rough on you.”

“You boys see these owls? Get out of here, owls! Stop pecking at my face! I will not buy…”