“In Babe: Pig in the City, my voice came out of a real chimpanzee. It’s weird to go to the movies and see a 15-foot chimpanzee’s head with your voice coming out of it. It’s fun.”
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“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”
“I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.”
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“I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. [sighs] It's a start...”