“Pete: Hey, hi, I'm... I'm Pete, from your English Lit class. I was wondering if you'd, uh... you'd like to, um...
Roxie: ...grade your pickup line? D minus.
Sabrina: That wasn't a pickup line.
Pete: Oh, actually, it was. You, uh, wanna go to a movie Saturday night?”
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