“What a cute little chair. Why, there's seven little chairs. Must be seven little children. And from the look of this table, seven untidy little children.”
More from Ted Sears
“Give a bad boy enough rope, and he'll soon make a jackass of himself.”
“You buttered your bread. Now sleep in it!”
“I'd rather be smart than be an actor.”
“Well... guess he won't need me anymore. What does an actor want with a conscience, anyway?”