“[Shrek bursts into Fiona's and Farquaad's wedding] Now really, it's rude enough being…”

“[to his knights] The winner of this tournament—no, no, the privilege—will have the honor…”

“[Donkey keeps humming the 'Duloc' song] Shrek: All right, you're going the right way for a…”

“I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way…”