“Judy Garland: I’m sorry, it’s so late.
Hotel Receptionist: Miss Garland.
Judy Garland: Oh, please. I’m Judy.
Hotel Receptionist: I’m very sorry, but your suite has been released.
Judy Garland: What do you mean released? Where exactly has it gone?
Hotel Receptionist: Your account was in arrears.”
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