“Poor little Lemonhope
Sweet little Lemonhope
Stuck in this bathroom, thrown in the garbage
Dunked in the pudding, dipped in the porridge...
Poor little Lemonhope, throw me a lemonrope
Is there a home for me and my harp?
A place where friends give me hugs?
There's no use to mope, there's no use to hope
No use at all for
Fragile, precious, darling, baby, poor little Lemonhope...”
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