“It reminds me of when we first started dating and I would knock on your door and in the time between you answering, I would try to imagine what you were gonna look like. And when you did, you'd be, like, ten times more beautiful than I could ever imagine. And I'd get this funny feeling in my stomach because you'd look at me with all this hope in your eyes instead of disappointment, which is what I see now.”
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