“Wait a minute. You expect us poor innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church? We'll do it! But we're not doing it for the sake of art and we're not doing it for the sake of money. No, we're doing it because... we like painting naked people.”
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“[to his mother-in-law] Most people your age die. Why won't you?”
“[after a long, passionate kiss] That was shallow, cheap, and based solely on hormones.…”