“Randy Marsh: You do not say 'big silly goose,' you call him an asshole like a normal kid!
Stan: But Dad, I was just trying to—
Randy Marsh: Stanley, you call your friend an asshole this instant!
Stan: [to Cartman] Asshole.
Randy Marsh: That's better.
Cartman: Don't call me an asshole, you big son of a bitch!”
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