“[Little Suzy]: OK Johnny, why don't we start with a little word assos.. [Johnny]: Camel!…”

“Oh so now I suppose a guy can't say he saw a steaming seven foot monster without being…”

“The problem is, I think I love you. But I don't have your phone number. How's about I put…”

“Look fluffy, I don't want you to take this the wrong way or anything.. Oh what's the word…”