I’ll ask him to walk me home, because it’s really far, I don’t want to go alone. He’ll obviously recognize this cue, and instead of coming home to me rocking in fetal position with an ‘OMG I don’t even know what happened tonight’ expression, my roommates will come home to see man feet sticking off the end of my bed. Much better.

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