Norbert: [on the phone making a prank call] Do you have chicken necks ?

Deli Woman: Yes we do!

Norbert: Wear a turtleneck sweater and no one will notice!

[He hangs up the phone and starts laughing.]

Daggett: That was so great! Let me try!

Norbert: Sure!

[He dials a number and hands Dag the phone.]

Norbert: Go for it!

Daggett's Mom: Hello?

Daggett: [trying to stifle laughter] Hey, chicken neck! You should wear a sweater!

[He giggles]

Daggett's Mom: Daggett, is that you?

Daggett: Ehm... Mom?

Daggett's Mom: What are you doing up past your bedtime?

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