“Jennifer Jareau: Economics, philosophy, political theory. Not exactly breezy, take-to-the-beach reading.
Dr. Spencer Reid: I would, but I don't really like the beach.
Jennifer Jareau: Why is that?
Dr. Spencer Reid: Sandy food, pink skin, limited and unengaging topography, but mostly drug-resistant bacteria spread by seagull feces.
Jennifer Jareau: Sorry, I asked.”
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