Costumer: [Fred tries on a fake beard as a disguise] And with this hat on I guarantee your own mother won't recognize you!

Fred Flintstone: [walking outside] GOOD! GOOD! Now I can go anywhere in town and eat!

Barney Rubble: Hiya, Fred!

Costumer: [back in the costume shop] Back so soon, Mr. Flintstone? How was the party?

[Fred slams the hat over his head]

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