“No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.”

“Doorknob: Sorry, you're much too big. Simply impassible. Alice: You mean impossible?…”

“Well, when one's lost, I suppose it's good advice to stay where you are, until someone…”

“Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea? Alice: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I…”