“Why, it's that annoying little security guard from the institute. So he's the lucky duck they plucked for the Gadget Program. Heh! Irony bounds.”
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“I’m just a love letter to you.”
“My whole life, I felt like there had to be something more. And then I saw you.”
“Life doesn't have to be something that just happens to us. All right?”
“Don't have a good day, have a great day.”