10 Seemingly Innocent Things That Make You Look Desperate AF

He asks if you want to get dinner this week and you immediately reply that any night is fine with you. Big mistake. That makes it seem like your life already revolves around him — or at the very least, like you don’t have much going on in your life besides him. It’s better to ask what night he had i…

— Chelsey Lynn, thebolde.com

Desperate schedule Timing Mistakes

If it’s a new relationship, PLEASE do not just show up anywhere because he mentioned to you that he’d be there. When you guys are new or not even really together, this makes you seem like a stage 5 crazy and then you’ll be back at zero because he’ll run like he’s being chased by something vicious th…

— Chelsey Lynn, thebolde.com

Desperate stalking Surprises Chasing

We all know that social media stalking and looking up everything there is to know about him on Google is a bad idea, but repeating it to him (even accidentally) is worse. If he hasn’t said it with his mouth in front of you, it probably isn’t something you should bring up over dinner. It kind of make…

— Chelsey Lynn, thebolde.com

Desperate Google stalking Social Media

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