“I love you more than pizza (or maybe a really close second)”— Unknown, demilked.comTagged: Weird Love
“Loving you is like having diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.”— Unknown, demilked.comTagged: Weird Love
“You're the reason I get up in the morning...just kidding. I have to pee.”— Unknown, demilked.comTagged: Weird Love