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24 Love Cards To Say “I Love You” In a Twisted Way

(15 total)

“I love you more than pizza (or maybe a really close second)”

“You're my favorite thing to do.”

“Nuts about you.”

“Being with you has made me so lame. I think I like it.”

“You've stolen a pizza my heart.”

“Happy birthday. Also, nice butt.”

“Let's grow old and miserable together.”

“You're okay.”

“I'd totally shave my legs for you.”

“I hate you the least.”

“You are my favorite pain in the ass.”

“Loving you is like having diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.”

“You're the reason I get up in the morning...just kidding. I have to pee.”

“I knew I loved you when I farted and you didn't run away.”

“You're the one I text when I'm drunk. That's love.”