“Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is really heavy, the other’s a little lighter.”— Anonymous, bestlifeonline.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.”— Anonymous, bestlifeonline.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny