What is more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.
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50 Of The Funniest ‘Dead Baby Jokes’ Of All Time
What do you call the baby when it lands? Free pizza.
What do you call a baby on a pike? A lollipop.
What’s the difference between a baby and a bagel? You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
What is pink, flies, and squeals? A baby fired from a catapult.
What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
What’s got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A busload of babies on fire.
What is cold, blue, and doesn’t move? A baby in your freezer.
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler!
What is black and sits in a corner? A baby with its finger in a power socket.
What’s the difference between a baby and a pizza? A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
What is blue and sits in the corner? A baby in a baggie.
What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.
What do vegetarian ogres eat? Cabbage patch kids.
What is red and goes round and round? A baby in a garbage disposal.
What is brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebaby.
What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall? Art.