Season

Californication Season 5

by Pamela Adlon, David Duchovny, Natascha McElhone, Evan Handler, Madeleine Martin and 1 others

Hank Moody has become hip hop’s most wanted. Rich and powerful rap mogul extraordinaire Samurai Apocalypse is pimped-out famous – and hell bent on getting our bad boy writer into more trouble than he’s ever known. With Charlie chasing strange and pining o

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Characters

Tom Kapinos (7)David Duchovny (3)Hank Moody (3)Jason Beghe (2)Richard Bates (2)Natalie Zea (1)Samurai Apocalypse (1)Rza (1)Carrie (1)

“It's just so hard to tell the difference between those that have a good heart and the ones that are just out there to win.”

— Tom Kapinos, Hank Moody, David Duchovny, imdb.com

Tagged: Good People, Good Hearts

“Do you think I would have let you sodomize me if I didn't think there was a future here?”

— Tom Kapinos, Carrie, Natalie Zea, imdb.com

Tagged: Anal Sex, Commitment

“You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I will love you till the very end of time. But I can no longer be your husband.”

— Tom Kapinos, Richard Bates, Jason Beghe, imdb.com

Tagged: Ways To Say I'm Done With You, End of A Realtionship, End of A Marriage

“You do something nice for people — they take advantage of that shit over and over again.”

— Tom Kapinos, Samurai Apocalypse, Rza, imdb.com

Tagged: Being Kind, Taken Advantage Of

“You're not like me. You're not a warrior. Listen, if we were members of the same tribe, I mean, I'd be out hunting and gathering. You'd be home with the women.”

— Tom Kapinos, Richard Bates, Jason Beghe, imdb.com

Tagged: insults

“You have extremely moist lips. They're like kissable cupcakes. It's as if Sprinkles and Crumbs got together and made sweet love and had these delicious smoochable cupcake babies.”

— Tom Kapinos, Hank Moody, David Duchovny, imdb.com

Tagged: Californication

“You know what they say? Whatever doesn't kill us makes us even more annoying.”

— Tom Kapinos, Hank Moody, David Duchovny, imdb.com

Tagged: Californication