“Do not talk to your mother and father when you’re crying. Because what happens is, your mom has the ability to make you weep even more, and your dad makes you feel like a fucking idiot.”— Dane Cook, youtube.comTagged: Crying, cry, Weep, mother, father
“You know what’s really weird? You notice that the phone always rings when you’re crying. And what’s really strange is you answer it. You answer it. Even if you don’t want the world to know you’re crying, you still pick up the phone. And I think it’s because subconsciously, you’re reaching out. You w…”— Dane Cook, youtube.comTagged: Crying, wee, cry, Phone, ring