“I only cite these examples to show that it’s all too true—no one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.”— Groucho Marx, books.google.comTagged: Envy, Failure
“The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dir…”— Groucho Marx, books.google.comTagged: Finland, Writing, liars
“The following morning I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.”— Groucho Marx, books.google.comTagged: Self-Esteem