We are really simply: Girls overthink things and overanalyze the shit out of details. Just take us as we are. It's when you start making up all these scenarios in your head at happy hour with your GFs that things get messed up. Give us a break. We might not be thinking about things as much as you ar…
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The three day rule: It's a myth. If I had an awesome time with a girl I'll text her to make sure she got home safe. While I don't wanna seem to eager, if I like the girl enough I don't want to wait three days to talk to her.
If we don't want to take pictures: Chances are we don't want any record of being seen with you. Not on social media. Not something you can black mail us with later. Any guy who doesn't want his picture taken with you doesn't like you.
One word answers: If we aren't answering you and engaging in a conversation asking questions and it feels like you're pulling teeth to get us to talk chances are we don't want to.
If we don't answer: chances are we aren't interested in you if we don't care enough to respond. If we were interested in you, you'd know. We'd be hitting you up and taking you out and treating you how you deserve. If we aren't answering your text go find someone else that will.
I'm a good guy: Good guys don't need to say they are one. They show it through action. The best guys I have ever met never have had to say it. So if you come across a guy who says that, chances are you should run.
I'm an asshole: I hate when girls try to tell me I'm not. Like I"m some decent guy just because they fell for me. If I'm telling you I'm an asshole chances are I really am and you can do better.
I'm really focused on my career right now: Every guy you meet is focused on their career right now. The truth is if they care about you even if they are working 60+ hours a week they will make the time for you.
We don't have the same priorities or values. This is when I know I'm gonna see her again and we have to be civil. I just want to make it as least awkward as I can.
There's a conflict of interest: I once told a girl this because I didn't want to have a deal with the bullshit that would come my way if I dated her. It'd would have been hell. Yes it's an excuse but it's an excuse that doesn't make you seem like an asshole.
I didn't get your text: We always do. But girls will believe whatever the hell you tell them. If we don't care enough to respond then we don't care about you.
I'm super busy right now: I usually tell girls this when I just don't want to see them right now but still wanna keep them on the back burner.
Let's keep this between us: I once said this to a girl I shouldn't have slept with. And I didn't want to get the shit kicked out of me if anyone found out. That or you wake up next to someone repulsive after a night out and you just don't want your buddies finding out. It happens.
I see you as a friend: I usually will tell a girl this when I'm not remotely attracted to her but she's still cool AF and I'd like her around.
I don't like labels: I tell girls this when I want to keep sleeping with them but I'm also sleeping with other people too. It'll keep her around just long enough until she realizes I am an asshole.
I don't want to hurt you: I usually say this to a girl who I know likes me a lot more than I like her. It's a subtle tactic to get her to go away without completely breaking her heart.