“What did the right eye say to the left eye. Between you and me, something smells.”— Anonymous, ranker.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I can't stop tripping.”— Anonymous, ranker.comTagged: PG Funny
“Q: What is E.T. short for? A: He has really small legs.”— Anonymous, ranker.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: Did you hear that the Pope has avian flu? A: He got it from one of the cardinals.”— Anonymous, ranker.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don't serve food here.’”— Anonymous, ranker.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A: Virgin mobile.”— Anonymous, ranker.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: How does Jesus make his coffee? A: Hebrews it.”— Anonymous, ranker.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny