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Hilarious G-Rated Jokes That'll Get You a Laugh Every Time

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“What did the right eye say to the left eye. Between you and me, something smells.”

“I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I can't stop tripping.”

“Q: What is E.T. short for? A: He has really small legs.”

“Q: Did you hear that the Pope has avian flu? A: He got it from one of the cardinals.”

“A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don't serve food here.’”

“Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A: Virgin mobile.”

“Q: How does Jesus make his coffee? A: Hebrews it.”