“If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it... then my illegal log cutting business is doing well.”— JackApplebye, reddit.comTagged: Tree, Forest, Illegal Logging
“If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it... ...then my illegal logging business is a success.”— ChrisTaliaferro, reddit.comTagged: Illegal Logging, Tree Jokes