Instagram Stories

“Burger King are now selling the Big Mac... #InstagramStories”

— Paul ChowdhryVerified account, twitter.com

“when there's an app update that allows me to catch Pokemon on Instagram then I'll be impressed”

— Nesrin Danan, twitter.com

“What the fuck is an Instagram story”

— DeQuawn B, twitter.com

“I personally text people who post on Instagram story to tell them how disappointed I am.”

— Claire Hahn, twitter.com

“I solemnly swear to never post an Instagram story.”

— Sean Grandillo, twitter.com

“Instagram stop trying to make SnapStories happen. It's not going to happen.”

— Kirsten Corley, twitter.com

“Dear @instagram, I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of. #InstagramStories”

— Dana Mannarino, twitter.com

“Now I have to see the stories of people I follow on Instagram who I purposely didn't follow on snapchat.”

— KHADI DON, twitter.com

“Us: OMG Zuckerberg couldn't buy Snapchat so he put stories on Instagram! No filters yet tho. Our grandmas: Most of those weren't words.”

— Dan Anstey, Dan, twitter.com

“But does #InstagramStories have a dog filter??”

— Horacio, twitter.com