“Because my father is dead, and when he was alive he was Jewish.”— Julie Klausner, Billy Epstein, Billy Eichner, imdb.comTagged: Excuses for Not Having Basic Skills, Why I'm Bad at Life
“An understudy, it's like a fancy word for disappointment.”— Julie Klausner, Julie Kessler, Julie Klausner, imdb.comTagged: Theater, Acting, Failing as An Actress or Actor
“Our lives are garbage and it's the world's fault.”— Julie Klausner, Billy Epstein, Billy Eichner, imdb.comTagged: Life Sucks, No One To Blame But Everyone Else