“Been around the world twice. Talked to everyone once. Seen two whales fuck, been to three world fairs. And I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock. I pushed more peeter, more sweeter and more completer than any other peter pusher around. I'm a hard bodied, hairy chested, rootin' tootin' sho…”
— Peter Berg, Petty Officer Second Class Shane Patton, Alexander Ludwig, imdb.com