Season 4

“Wouldn’t be mad If you equally distributed my freshman 15 between my boobs and my ass.”

— Mindy Kaling, Lang Fisher, Ben Steiner, Aaron Geary, Devi Vishwakumar, Maitreyi Ramakrishnan, imdb.com

“You think I’m some Jennifer Coolidge character?”

— Mindy Kaling, Lang Fisher, Ben Steiner, Aaron Geary, Dr. Nalini Vishwakumar, Poorna Jagannathan, imdb.com

“Emotionally, I’m hanging D.”

— Mindy Kaling, Ben Steiner, Lang Fisher, Aaron Geary, Trent, Benjamin Norris, imdb.com

“Have you seen Devi when she gets upset? She makes the Hulk look like Kermit.”

— Mindy Kaling, Lang Fisher, Ben Steiner, Aaron Geary, Fabiola Torres, Lee Rodriguez, imdb.com

“Kamala, you had a lot of Valium that day. You think you might be mistaken?”

— Mindy Kaling, Lang Fisher, Ben Steiner, Aaron Geary, Dr. Nalini Vishwakumar, Poorna Jagannathan, imdb.com

“What’s up, Mad Pax? Why you look all fury road?”

— Mindy Kaling, Lang Fisher, Ben Steiner, Aaron Geary, Trent, Benjamin Norris, imdb.com

“The only D you’re Jonesing for is Ethan's.”

— Mindy Kaling, Lang Fisher, Ben Steiner, Aaron Geary, Eleanor Wong, Ramona Young, imdb.com

“Besties before testes.”

— Mindy Kaling, Ben Steiner, Aaron Geary, Lang Fisher, Fabiola Torres, Lee Rodriguez, imdb.com

“Are you guys fighting, or am I misunderstanding your body posture and you’re about to sing a cappella?”

— Aaron Geary, Ben Steiner, Lang Fisher, Mindy Kaling, Fabiola Torres, Lee Rodriguez, imdb.com

“I think I’m bad at sex. I had no idea what to do with my legs or arms. I was like the inflatable balloon man at a tire store.”

— Mindy Kaling, Lang Fisher, Ben Steiner, Aaron Geary, Devi Vishwakumar, Maitreyi Ramakrishnan, imdb.com