“Well, I'll keep drinkin' And you'll keep gettin' skinnier I'm just like you Only prettier”— Miranda Lambert, youtube.comTagged: Drinking, Skinnier, Pretty
“I don't have to be hateful, I can just say bless your heart”— Miranda Lambert, youtube.comTagged: Hate, Bless Your Heart
“I got a mouth like a sailor and yours is more like a Hallmark card”— Miranda Lambert, youtube.comTagged: Sailor's mouth, swearing, foul mouth