“Knock Knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have any.”— dagodon, reddit.comTagged: Funny, joke, knock knock, knock knock jokes
“Knock knock! Who's there? Felix! Felix who? Felix my ice-cream again I'll smack 'im!”— nofelix, reddit.comTagged: Funny, joke, knock knock, knock knock jokes
“Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting "Completely Uncalled For." Interrup- (at this point, punch/slap the victim in the face and make a quick getaway)”— fkwillrice, reddit.comTagged: Funny, joke, knock knock, knock knock jokes
“Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say 'Banana?'”— SlowMovingTarget, reddit.comTagged: Funny, joke, knock knock, knock knock jokes
“Knock knock. Who's there? Godzilla. Godzilla who? Just kidding, Godzilla wouldn't knock.”— Quellman, reddit.comTagged: Funny, joke, knock knock, knock knock jokes
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